YMCA Kids Lines of the Week...
Me: Hey Liam, am I your friend?
Liam: (after looking around for a second) THERE IS A BUG IN MY BUTT!!! IT IS BITING MY BUTT OWWWWWW (continuing as he runs away)
Me (to another teacher): So, do you think that's a yes?
(to close circus week at the YMCA, we painted the kids faces like clowns)
Liam: (preceded by a high pitched girly, blood curdling, shriek, not scream, shriek) CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!
Kid "Hi Ms. Aubree. I'm so glad you came to work today, because I'm going to let you ride on my roller coaster.
(this particular child speaks about her roller coaster a lot. Someday, I would love to find out that all this time we've been laughing it off and she really actually does have a roller coaster)
Day 1.
(dad walks in)
"Hey Sweetie, guess where we're going?" (child gets look of terror on her face)
Kid: The...the doctor?
Dad: yes, it's going to be alright. We have to go.
Day 2:
Kid: MS. AUBREE!!! I GOT THREE SHOTS YESTERDAY FOR KINDERGARTEN AND I DIDN'T CRY OR BARF!
(she's got a better track record than me, that's for sure)
This week I...
Ate leafs that were magically gummy worms, became a troll which hid under a bridge, had an epic sword fight with Hans Solo, and infected an entire herd of people, turning them into zombies.
What did you do at work this week?
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