How you know you have been drinking too much for too long

You start assigning nick names to your alcohol:

Zinfindel: Zinf.

Samuel Adams Beer: Sam.

Leinenkugels Beer: Linnies.

Trader Joe's Charles Shaw Wine (AKA, Two Buck Chuck): Chuck.

And it goes on...that being said, my parent's conversation tonight went as follows:

Dad: Susie, you want a Sam or some of the chuck?
Mom: Eh, I could go for some sammie.
Dad: Ok

5 minutes later

Dad: Here you go, it's frosty!


Also, last week I had a conversation with someone about nice wine. In my opinion, anything in the price range of 7-10 dollars is nice. I didn't even know that wine was sold for hundreds of dollar sometimes. I guess I fail, but wine makes me barf a little anyway.

That being said, I've quit drinking.