But I'm irritated and my whole family is asleep so I can't complain to them.
I just found out that one of my favorite blogs, Better Off Wed which is hilarious and awesome and down to earth has a like a sister blog type thing called frickin "Kendi Everyday" or whatever by the same girl. So I clicked on it, thinking "OMG OMG OMG MORE FUNNYNESS", and all it is is her in a bunch of little outfits or whatever looking all cute and skinny with her frickin long beautiful dark hair.
So here I am thinking, "wow! Here's a girl like me who can't afford to shop anywhere from Goodwill and only has her blog to make herself feel cool and trendy", uh, nooo, that is not true at all. This girl walks around sporting BANANA REPUBLIC and FRANCESCA's and CALVIN KLEIN, all CLAIMING that she bought them at Nordstrom Rack. Whatever girl. Now in order to keep up with you, I have to wear 4 inch Madden Girl heels with my TargetjeansbuttheysortoflooklikeGapjeans and J Crew Bridesmaids dress all the freaking time. Screw you.
Ok, can I get paid now because I mentioned those things?? Oh...no one reads my blog...I'm not trendy...shoot
P.S. KENDI I'M SO SORRY FOR DISSING YOU AND YOUR BLOG. I LOVE YOU. PLEASE TAKE ME BACK. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE COOL WITHOUT YOU AND EMILY FROM Cupcakes and Cashmere!!!!
Edit: I revoke my post. You buy junk from Target, too. Don't you just love the little dollar section?
I told you about Cupcakes and Cashmere.
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