Oh sorry, I forgot I'm not tweeting.
Did you hear that the reason why Oprah is quitting her show is because she's actually the anti-Christ? Yeah, and she's just trying to calm down the rumors, fooling people into thinking she's going off the radar. The truth is, it's a temporary radar absence, because she's actually going to run for president...she'll be kind of like that thing in sports when a team gets into the finals at the last minute? Um..a wild card. Then, she'll grow 3 heads and take over the world.
Oh wait...didn't she already do that? Well, I guess she's ahead of the game, right?
Yeah. It's all totally true. Ask Harold Camping. He's got a math equation to prove it.
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